Just buy them a deodorant. Say “My aunt works at [insert deodorant company] and she gets tons of these for free and I think this will smell nice on you.”
That way you won’t offend them and it makes you sound like a nice person.
I broke my own heart today,
I parked on the street near Seany’s house and cried myself to sanity.
My head aches like it always does;
Only this time, it aches for the memories
That dance around inside like that last
Time I held you in the kitchen.
I stared into your bedroom for five
mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn