Anonymous asked:
How do you deal with people who do not realize that they have offensive smelling body odor? They are 21 and graduating from college. No awareness of foul odors from themselves and their dirty bed sheets. They are not put together and it's really bad that I can not be around them or live with them as room mate because they stink of onions/ locker room/ sweaty football player. it is worse because it is a female

ayomxmuzix:

Just buy them a deodorant. Say “My aunt works at [insert deodorant company] and she gets tons of these for free and I think this will smell nice on you.”

That way you won’t offend them and it makes you sound like a nice person.

j0hhnn:

I broke my own heart today,
I parked on the street near Seany’s house and cried myself to sanity.
My head aches like it always does;
Only this time, it aches for the memories
That dance around inside like that last
Time I held you in the kitchen.
I stared into your bedroom for five
Minutes…

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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whiskeyoniceholdtheice:

tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????

he’s going places. He has an MTV hat. 

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this
romanroyale:

Mondays on Rodeo
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